The Ghost in our backyard
Featured, General — By Shannon Schmid on May 31, 2012 at 5:09 pmSeveral months ago I found my daughter looking out our back door window. She was sitting there a really long time. Focused.
Every once in a while I saw her eyes following something. I looked out the window too – but I didn’t see anything.
(My daughters view from the door)
Finally I asked her what she was doing. She looked at me quizzically and then said “I’m watching the girl.”
What? There is a girl in our backyard, a neighbor maybe? Not possible I think, the gate is locked. I look again, nothing. I’m thoroughly confused so I start asking questions. “What is the girl look like pumpkin?”
“Well, she is really little mama,” pumpkin scrunched her nose up and smiled as if this girl was the cutest thing ever, “I love her brown hair.”
This was around the time that I started to get the heebie geebies… I felt like my hair was standing up on my arms. From what I could see it was just a grey, rainy day outside. The trees were moving a little, but our yard was absolutely empty.
“Can I play with the little girl? I will be really gentle, OK?” my daughter pleaded, her face showing no fear at all.
I was not sure where to go with this anymore. I was however … extremely freaked out. I could feel adrenaline starting to flood my bloodstream. “Honey, mommy cannot see a little girl. I’m trying to understand, but I’m not sure what you’re talking about. Can you point to the girl?”
“She is playing by the tree. You can see her if you really look hard mamma!”
I have never seen a ghost. And frankly, I would really prefer my preschooler not be able to see a ghost either, thank you very much. But I am running out of explanations- and my daughter seems absolutely sure of herself. I try one last time. So I ask her what kind of clothes “the girl” is wearing. She looks at me blankly.
“Momma! that is so silly she isn’t wearing clothes,” my daughter laughed at me, “You know that squirrels don’t wear clothes.”
Holy Moly- I do not freakin believe it. The whole time I thought she was saying she “saw… a girl” she was really saying she “saw… a squirrel” in the voice of a three year old;)
Welcome to my ridiculous world folks. I didn’t feel at all stupid by the end of that conversation;)



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13 Comments
Ha ha! I remember when our little one went round for weeks talking about ‘Kernickternackt’ – he wanted to play with Kernickternackt, asked if we were playing with Kernickernackt, could he see Kernickternackt….it turned out he was trying to say ‘internet’ lol!
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MilkandCuddles Reply:
May 31st, 2012 at 7:51 pm
@Lisa, Lisa that is TOO funny! Isnt a riot the way words get put into a verbal blender when kids are little. Sometimes it’s just an absolute mystery:)
Kernickternackt…lol.
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I really thought you had a ghost! Glad it’s just a squirrel!
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I am so glad is was only a squirrel!
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My three yr old occasionally has some pretened friends with her when we go out in the car, at the moment her friends are peter pan and the lost boys, having to hold the door open for her imagination can cause for some funny looks.
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HA HA HA! This made me smile. LOVE HER!
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this is the best short scary story with a huge laugh my bootay off ending!!! mid way i got scared I had to think do i read on lol dang squirrels! lol
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That is incredibly adorable and sounds like something that would happen at my house.
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That story made me laugh out loud. It was a great story!
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Crystal, this is the cutest story I have ever heard. LOL! I really needed a laugh today. How precious!
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Aspiring New Moms Reply:
June 13th, 2012 at 2:24 pm
@Aspiring New Moms, Sorry Milk and Cuddles, you are not Crystal. LOL! Whew…is it Friday yet?
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MilkandCuddles Reply:
June 13th, 2012 at 2:29 pm
@Aspiring New Moms, @Aspiring New Moms, This is actually not Crystal’s site…lol. I’m her partner for the Wednesday Mommy Club Link up! So glad you stopped by Milk and Cuddles though – and that you enjoyed the story!
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That was such a well written post. I absolutely loved it! Everyone loves a good ghost story and I’m going to use this one at my girls scouts camp out next week. Thank you!
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